• May 28, 2012

pt way better than that crystal skull crap

WAY BETTER THAN THAT CRYSTAL SKULL CRAP

Barack Obama and the Temple of Doom

by Ken Layne  1:46 pm June 10, 2009

A mild-mannered professor in Chicago by day, when adventure calls he returns to his Muslim Homelands to discover mythological treasures and say deadpan witticisms to his Arab and Jewish sidekicks. Barack “Barry” Obama must find the legendary Golden Dildo of Destiny, which will destroy what’s left of the evil Republican Nazis, as they will all [...]