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National Enquirer Says Sarah Palin Sexed Black Guy (Hint: Not Todd Palin)

WOAH HO HO! America's newspaper of record The National Enquirer has a DEF-CON 4 WORLD EXCLUSIVE scoop: Sarah Palin had sex with a black guy, once, in the late 80s, right before she got married! THE CRAZY PART: Todd Palin,...

Wasilla City Council Gone Wild! Trashed Hotel Edition

Sarah Palin's brainless gaggle of relatives, offspring and offspring baby daddies do not have the entire monopoly on foolish drunken mayhem in Wasilla, but if you extend that network to cover Sarah Palin's former employees, yeah, that's still pretty...

National Enquirer Says Todd Palin Bangs Hookers

America's favorite newspaper, the National Enquirer, has another gross scoop about political celebrities boning people they aren't married to -- this time it's "first dude" Todd Palin, who is accused of repeatedly banging a hooker who was then arrested...

Levi vs. Sarah, TeeVee’s Longest Running Snowbilly Reality Show

This is going to go on forever -- and eventually, it will involve the female participants wrestling in a vat of Taco Bell X-treme ketchup or whatever. Hooray! Now, lest you believe...