YES. Last year’s competition was about the most stupid-fun we’ve had on this blog. Hopefully this somehow ends with a rematch against the PUMAs on three or four battlefields, but teabaggers would suffice too. Exciting! [2009 Weblog Awards via Rumproast]

Fat racist queer-sandwich Glenn Beck is losing all of the sponsors for his Fox television show, “The Fat Racist Queer-Sandwich Hour With Glenn Beck.” Will you stand for this? Who is going to provide the intellectual counterpoint to Obama, if his carcinogenic show about nothing, that no one actually watches, disappears? Sign this petition to “Support Glenn Beck and His Values and Principles.” It’s on the Internet as we speak! UPDATE: War over, we win, stop signing. MORE »

Here’s what’s happening: a bunch of hippies inspired by the Nobama campaign are giving up consulting and corporate law to become Progressive Activists and Organizers, at least until the recession passes. They are enrolled in something called “New Organizing Institute Boot Camp” and, for Training, have been holding a mock election for DC mayor — young progressives nationwide care about DC zoning issues more than anything else — all week. It took us several days to understand this, as these e-mails with subject “Endorse the Green Lantern for DC Mayor” and such kept evading our spam filters. So with voting ending at 6, tonight, let’s make an “informed” endorsement! MORE »

No really, the RNC’s website doesn’t even ask for your e-mail address or anything to send a terrible tea bag postcard to any of these four Democratic politicians. There are 11,000+ submitted already. Can Wonkette pull off a plurality of the final total, with all funny names and/or Politico writers? Sure, if you’re not all busy with your lack of a job or whatever. It takes like -2 seconds. As for the choice of tea bags, well… how could we not choose the sack of rat shit? [RNC]

Surely you are aware that the Teabaggers are holding their biggest tea party EVAR on Tax Day to protest how they, uh, got tax cuts in the stimulus package. Here is their promo video and their website, which has open comments. They are very sensitive about politics… and we are a WAR BLOG… so… MUSH, MUSH! [Tax Day Tea Party]