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Game Faces, People: It’s Time To Send Mitt Romney Birthday Messages
After a weekend spend conducting thorough state-of-the-art forensic tests at a Defense Dept. tech lab deep under the Catoctin mountains — it’s so cool that we’re not even allowed to tell anyone it exists! — your Wonkette has confirmed that this is not an feverish projection of our desires, but an actual email that arrived [...]
Liveblogging The Superest Tuesday: Probably The End For Newt Gingrich, Right?
Hey why has Your Wonkette done so many Newt Gingrich posts all day forever? Because we doubt we’ll have Ol’ Newt to kick around anymore, and we miss the mean old bastard already. He’s been in a funk for weeks (years?) now, and without those recharging trips to Greece, he has just been a sour [...]
Idaho’s Gays To Be Discriminated Against, Forever
Well, well, well, would you look at that. America’s pointless Culture Wars continue, completely unabated by time or human decency. Ladies, and the happenings in and about their reproductive and erogenous zones, have hogged the media shine the past few weeks, what with Battle for Breast Cancer, and the Pope refusing to cough up one [...]
Wingnut George Washington Would Like To Go Warring
How lovely: we have received an (indirect!) warblogging challenge from none other than America’s greatest warlord, George Washington. He was so furious about how you people treated him in the comments of that Mount Vernon Statement post that he actually went into the comments, picked fights — and again we’re talking about the first United [...]
It’s GOP Valentine Time, For Your Friends And Sex Partners!
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Teabagger Lady Very Upset About Wonkette’s Awful Jokes
Ha ha hooray! Dick Armey is FURIOUS! Apparently our 10,000th post about how terrible the teabaggers are really struck a nerve with one Tabitha Hale, who is some kinda muckamuck in teabaggery? It was classless to make mean jokes about these people, the ones who are going to pretend to die in the Senate office [...]
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