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Tag: pt war on xmas gift guide

Oh And Buy The Obama Dragon While You’re At It

Terrify your friends and lovers this War on Christmas with a customized "dragon" metaphor for Barack Obama's love of fire and war! "Our, limited edition, collectible dragon statue showcases Barack Obama as a fiercely committed young dragon of mystic...

The Free Market WORKS

"The King is setting hearts ablaze for the holidays with his new scent of choice. FLAMEā„¢, a new men's body spray by Burger King Corp., features the scent of seduction with the hint of flame-broiled meat." We get the...

McCain HQ Firesale Locks Out Nice Lady

Wonkette hobo operative "Virginia" went all the way to a state called "Virginia" (??) to cash in on the McCain-Palin used junk firesale advertised here yesterday, and sends this note: "I got all the way here!! but the elevator...

Big $ale On Truck Nutz At McCain-Palin HQ!

Yo bitches check out the details about this FIRESALE at McCain-Palin headquarters, according to a report from an anonymous operative in Virginia: "I just came back from the McCain-Palin regional headquarters in Arlington, VA. They are selling all...

‘Change’ $39.95 Into This Tacky Golden Plate

Well isn't this beautiful? No? Right, it's a design disaster. Maybe Photoshop should require an Operator's License with annual testing. That would create jobs! Anyway, here is your latest Wonkette War On Xmas gift suggestion, this terrible fucking plate,...