Tag: pt war on christmas

Fancy Old Man In Bejeweled Golden Hat Warns of ‘Christmas Glitter’

A creepy old priest-king clad in Prada slippers, flowing robes of silken embroidery and an enormous bejeweled golden hat warned Christians that the true meaning of Christmas was being lost to a sinful pursuit of "glitter." The man, former...

Foreigners Delight In Sarah Palin Pooping On Nativity Set

Outside of America, the world is apparently filled with various foreigners. What do they do, and why? These answers mostly elude us, but occasionally we can get a glimpse of the mysterious ways of the foreigns, especially if there's...

Take Bill O’Reilly’s Heathen ‘Holiday’ Quiz About Afrikans!

HATS OFF to esteemed thing Parade for this sexy clip art collage of a mall Santa preparing to bone claymation Rudolph who is stepping on Bill O'Reilly as black people do their black African holiday whatevers in the background....

Weird Times In Arkansas

Oh lord, what is happening here? Is the Elephant Man in the flower-print pillow-case mask the "grocery cart"? Which one's Susan and which one's Gabriela? Oh Arkansas, WTF? Ha ha, it is just a misplaced caption! This is really...