• May 28, 2012

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WAR IS HELL

Minnesota’s Booze Supply Latest Horrifying Casualty of Shutdown

by Kirsten Boyd Johnson  3:51 pm July 13, 2011

NOW IT IS SERIOUS. As “the eternal winter of war” continues to defecate all over the once-pristine state of Minnesota, we are hearing terrifying news reports that Minnesota’s liquor is running out. Nobody is able get their state-issued liquor purchasing cards renewed, so we suggest that anyone still alive at this hour over there should [...]

WAR IS HELL

Lara Logan, Best War Reporter Ever

by Sara K. Smith  11:21 am June 26, 2008

In an age when most reporters for the American media are timid, pasty, milquetoast mumblers, Lara Logan stands head and balls above the rest. Sure, we’ve seen some stories about her romantical adventures in Iraq’s Green Zone and an exciting brawl in a safe house between two rival suitors — and our only question is, [...]