Tag: pt war all the time

Obama Starting New War In … Uganda! Sure, Uganda Sounds Good

Is the War of Libya over? Who knows. How about the War In Iraq? Kind of dull these days, we guess. War against Afghanistan? Very expensive and busy, as always, but it's mostly boring Robot Raptors laser-blasting poor families...

U.S. Wingnuts Ready To Pretend-Attack Norway Bombers/Shooters

Nobody knows what's really going on in Oslo or at the holiday camp island in Norway where a bombing and a shooting have left many people dead, but it's always safe for American Idiots on the Internet to jump...

Oh, and America Is Fighting Another War Against Arabs (In Yemen)

Were you feeling a little unsatisfied, because America is only fighting major wars right now against Afghanistan, Iraq, Pakistan and Libya? Time to be fulfilled: Your U.S. military is also now having a war in Yemen. "Secretly," haha. From...

IMF Guy Quits IMF, Bin Laden Quits Al Qaeda, Planets Quit Solar Systems

The main political news in the world right now is that allegedly rape-y IMF Frenchman, because he resigned his job as chief of the International Monetary Fund. Surprising, too, because most people just figured he would run the IMF...

Hot ‘Extremely Graphic’ Pixxx of U.S. Soldiers Murdering Afghan People

Wow, we are not even going to click through these, because we kind of remember the last several batches of "extremely graphic" pictures of U.S. troops and U.S. military contractors murdering and torturing Muslims in the various countries where...

Today In Revolutions: Yemen Massacre, Syria Clash, Bahrain Bloodletting, Etc.

The bloodshed seems to be halted in Libya today, hooray for the UN no-fly/no-massacre resolution, but some of the other many Arab Uprisings are still going terribly today: "Syrian security forces dispersed protesters in two towns Friday, state media reported...

Petraeus Cites ‘Progress’ In Killing Taliban Guys For 10 Years Straight

War schlub David Petraeus did one of his "report cards to the Senate" things today, and he's got good news! Despite never accomplishing* a single thing in 10 years of bloody, pointless, horrific boondoggle Central Asian warfare, "It is...

Scenes From a War: Madison After the Union-Busting Bill

Well, they did it -- probably unconstitutionally, certainly amorally, but the Wisconsin state senate Republicans crammed through their union-crushing bill tonight, and the response wasn't very happy from the union workers and protesters and plain decent people of Wisconsin...

Rabbi At Temple Targeted By Explosives Has Sane, Un-American Response

That parcel-terror plot apparently involved explosives being mailed to a couple of Chicago synagogues. You know, because Chicago synagogues are very much responsible for the Iraq and Afghanistan wars and whatever else (everything) now included in the War Upon...

Congress Responds To Growing Disgust With Afghanistan/Iraq Wars By Throwing Another $59 Billion At Them

If, like confused old ass-clown Richard Cohen at the Washington Post, you've never heard of the "WikiLeaks" or the "Internet," this year's biggest news story maybe didn't really hit home. And if there's a natural constituency of confused old...

OH, DENBY'S STILL STINKING UP THE NPR SHOWS? Chronic masturbator and greedy day-trading halfwit David Denby continues to lie about his libel/slander against your Wonkette. Los Angeles Times book-blogger Carolyn Kellogg has an amusing update, and you can skip...