pt war
WONKETTE, AMERICA’S MOST TRUSTED MARITIME NEWSWIRE, CONFIRMS REUTERS’ STORY ABOUT THIS MORNING’S POTOMAC BOAT WAR. The details: two boats, one belonging to the Coast Guard, were involved in a terrible sea battle in which the Coast Guard boat fired a shot at Other Boat (the underdog!!) as Other Boat started doing something weird over by [...]
It was a hard-fought primary, but in the end, Bill Clinton’s old Arkansas magic just couldn’t work another time. So now he’s stuck with a boring old prime time slot on the second-to-the-last night of the convention, yammering about national security when he really wants to talk about math and numbers and dollars like he [...]
