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GOP Senator Enraged Obama Giving Arms To Iran, Wait That Was Reagan

Barack Obama and one of his Persian lovers.
To say that Republicans┬áhave become unhinged over President Obama’s Iran deal would be a generous understatement. But “moderate” (hahaha) Sen. Mark Kirk, Republican of Illinois,┬ámay (at least for the moment) be the most unhinged of all. Did you know that Obama reached this agreement so that we can give all the nukes to Iran so they can murder everyone in the Middle East? IT’S TRUE! At least it’s true if you live in Mark Kirk’s brain. Read more on GOP Senator Enraged Obama Giving Arms To Iran, Wait That Was Reagan…
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San Diego Guy Who Made Africa YouTube Jacks Off Around Cars But Doesn’t Pee In Cup

Jason Russell, the cofounder of white guilt organization Invisible Children who became famous when he… [finally skims an article about this thing after weeks]… when he made a YouTube with a sad white kid to raise white social media slacktivist awareness about the crimes of Uganda’s Lord’s Resistance Army leader Joseph Kony, was arrested for jacking off like a madman in San Diego last night. Also too, NBC San Diego reports, he was “vandalizing cars” (with cum?) and “possibly under the influence of something” (cum?) Police “said they received several calls yesterday at 11:30 a.m. of a man in various stages of undress, running through traffic and screaming. Police described him as ‘in his underwear.'” Well, good. Africa is saved! Now who wants another story about a San Diego political person jacking off in public, eh? Read more on San Diego Guy Who Made Africa YouTube Jacks Off Around Cars But Doesn’t Pee In Cup…
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The Demon Sheep Video Is Confusing On This Entirely Different Level Now

Okay so a gloss to yesterday’s masterpiece: We can infer from this email that the control-group sheep, the ones with sheep’s eyes-colored eyes, those were “Carly Fiorina & Co.” stand-ins. (The same ones who were tricked by the child actor playing covert sheep devil Tom Campbell.) In other words, Carly Fiorina wants people to think “Carly Fiorina!” when they remember all the naive slaughtered sheep. So really, it’s possible that Carly Fiorina doesn’t understand the Demon Sheep Video in an entirely different way that everyone else doesn’t understand the Demon Sheep Video. [Twitter] Read more on The Demon Sheep Video Is Confusing On This Entirely Different Level Now…
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Everybody’s Happy About Senate’s 60-Vote Health Care Squeaker!

Ha ha, those old people had to stay at work until 1 a.m. this morning after being stuck in the smelly old Senate for the entire snowbound weekend, and now Health Care Reform is just another three 60-vote procedural operations from becoming a real true Senate law the House can screw up. YIPPEE! Read more on Everybody’s Happy About Senate’s 60-Vote Health Care Squeaker!…
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Because TIME Fired Him, Michael Kinsley’s Pretty Disappointed With This ‘New’ Newsweek

Michael Kinsley, the dignified journalist and dinner companion to David Denby, starts his review of the new Newsweek reboot with this: “Having recently been dumped by Time, I naturally had great hopes for this week’s much-anticipated makeover of Newsweek.” And 2,000 annoying words later — including a long bit about masturbating to a large photograph of the homophobic idiot Miss California — he closes with this: “Don’t forget to cancel your subscription to Time while you’re at it.” Read more on Because TIME Fired Him, Michael Kinsley’s Pretty Disappointed With This ‘New’ Newsweek…
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Barack Obama Is President … of AMERICA

With the West Coast polls closed and Obama already holding 220, including Virginia … well, you can count, even if you’re very wasted right now. California has 55 electoral votes, Washington state has 11, Hawaii has 4, and Oregon has 7. You can add that to 220 electoral votes CNN says he has right now. We have a new president. His name is Barack Obama. Read more on Barack Obama Is President … of AMERICA…
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Why Are Tina Fey and McCain On This LIFE Cover?

Are the McCain-Palin people even aware that Tina Fey is making fun of them, all the time? Oh, wait … this is a magazine cover from 2004. Which still doesn’t make any sense. Why, in 2004, did the editors of this (obviously now defunct) magazine decide that the best illustration of the Kerry-Bush race was … a picture of a teevee comic who doesn’t portray either of them, and a guy who was soundly beaten for the GOP nomination four years earlier, in 2000? There is no answer, no “figuring it out.” Just enjoy the random strangeness of Tina Fey mocking McCain on a magazine newspaper-supplement cover four years ago. [Poynter Forums] Read more on Why Are Tina Fey and McCain On This LIFE Cover?…
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HELP US, GEORGE W., YOU ARE OUR ONLY HOPE? Oh dear lord, George W. Bush will be rolled out in a moment to speak about the Depression, again. Liveblogging will occur. [Associated Press] Read more on …