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Jim Bunning Is So Freaking Mean To Everyone

Cranky old baseball pitcher Sen. Jim Bunning, who is still being a dick for no reason or a stupid secret reason (kidney stone?) with regards to extending the Hobo Bean supply, was confronted in an elevator by some liberal...

REAL NICE FOLKS AT THE CATHOLIC CHURCH: "The Catholic Archdiocese of Washington said Wednesday that it will be unable to continue the social service programs it runs for the District if the city doesn't change a proposed same-sex marriage...

National Review: We Pronounce ‘Sotomayor’ However We WANT

The National Review The Corner blog's Mark Krikorian hears how the people on teevee are pronouncing Sotomayor -- "Zo-toe-my-OR" -- and he goddamn does not care for that at all, so he goddamn will not pronounce it that way,...

John McCain Takes Bold Stance Against Nomination Of Deputy Interior Secretary, Who Once Insulted Reagan

John McCain may not have been able to get Congress to balance the budget by eliminating $7.7 billion in earmarked projects, but... but John McCain is very important, still. He took another important stance just yesterday in fact! At...

McCain Blogger Still Sore At Media

Michael Goldfarb likes to say swear words, and he was John McCain's chief blogger for a while. Like every former campaign staffer, he believes "mistakes were made" during McCain's 2008 presidential run, but can't name any except the one...

*Not To Be Sexist,* But Politico Is PMSing Real Bad, Like Women Do

Last night Obama went to introduce himself to the White House press corps briefly, politely. A Politico reporter started harassing him about one of his appointments. Obama told him to STFU, he could ask it at the next briefing....

Sarah Palin Still Blaming Campaign Loss On Her Lack Of Interviews

Human dumpster Sarah Palin hasn't held many unnecessary interviews in the last few weeks, what the hell is wrong with her? Does she want this thing in 2012 or not?? Her lazy ass needs to be in cold motherfuckin'...

Keith Olbermann Gets Olbermann-y About Being Mocked On SNL

Here is one of the only non-Palin SNL skits we've enjoyed in recent decades: Ben Affleck mocks the crap (however inaccurately) out of that self-righteous silvery fraud, Keith Olbermann, who some of you people inexplicably enjoy. Whatever. But we...

Poor Wall Street I-Bankers With Jobs Whining About Terrible Crap

It's not really a factor, but then again OK, it is a HUGE factor, to keep in mind the type of horrific douchecocks that this bailout would keep in business most immediately. Your associate editor recently graduated with an...

A Children’s Treasury Of Weird Commentary On Obama’s Speech From The National Review’s Blog

It's not just John McCain, but all of "these people," who can think of no better way to spend their time than by making petty one-liners about Barack Obama giving a speech to a large number of human beings...