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Comrade! Kiss Your Wife And Tell Her You Love Her, It Is Time To #WAR On This Mediaite Poll

Mediaite’s Tommy Christopher has a wee little crush on me, your Editrix, this is just Science Fact. But that crush has led to something useful today, and that is his nomination for a poll of “best” “media” “stuff” of “the year” “2013.” And who is up for “greatest typer in the Republic and also the known universe”? Come on, stop being slow. Read more on Comrade! Kiss Your Wife And Tell Her You Love Her, It Is Time To #WAR On This Mediaite Poll…
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Destroying Democracy Thirty-Five Days Early: Ohio Voting Edition

Who’s got two thumbs and voted yesterday? THIS GUY. Ohio allows early voting (sort of maybe if the Secretary of State allows it?) thirty-five days before the election. Because I am a shameless political hack, I knew exactly who I was voting for when the 2012 presidential race began in 2009. (Mitt Romney, obviously.) I voted in Dayton, which Lewis Black once called “Detroit’s little brother.” That is unfair, because Detroit is kind of awesome and has Miguel Cabrera, and Dayton is the birthplace of the Incredible Hulk. Well, Bruce Banner; the Hulk was borne out of Banner’s psychological trauma and exposure to a massive dose of gamma radiation, which kind of happened in multiple places but mainly New Mexico. I did not vote in New Mexico. Yet. Read more on Destroying Democracy Thirty-Five Days Early: Ohio Voting Edition…
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ELECTION DAY FEVER: Send Wonkette Your Polling Place Pix

Every election day since 2006, we’ve asked Wonkette Operatives across the nation to send sexy camera-phone pictures of Polling Place hijinx. But this year, we’ll only ask those living in the “voting rights” dirty dozen states with elections today. The question for 2010 is this: Will Nevada’s cruel anti-choice ban on Chicken Costumes at the polls reduce all comedy potential for funny pictures? Find out! Snap some pictures of weirdness and send ‘em to tips at wonkette. And please, for America’s sake, only send pictures with some possible comedy value. We love the “Here’s the empty school cafeteria where I vote” photos for the heartwarming evidence they provide that people actually vote, but there’s not much fun for the Wonkette Reader, if we posted such things. THANK YOU, The Management. Read more on ELECTION DAY FEVER: Send Wonkette Your Polling Place Pix…
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ROAD OF BONES: Polls close tomorrow night, for this tragic Fake Weblog Awards warblogging contest. Comics Curmudgeon for the Humor, Blue Gal’s pick of Driftglass for this thing, and let’s have a final crushing blow against all other “liberal blogs,” for the sin of being liberal. Read more on …
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Vote For Hope/Change, Vote For Wonkette

Oh look, now you can click this computer graphic of a computer, and then, magically, you can vote for your Wonkette, so we can post a different computer graphic of a computer, but this time designating your Wonkette as the whatever-of-the-year — this time around, we are nominated for “Prettiest Libtard Blog.” We are being MURDERED by Crooks & Liars some blog we have literally never heard of, called “Confluence,” right now. Please put a stop to this outrage. Read more on Vote For Hope/Change, Vote For Wonkette…