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Homophobe Pastor Knows Media Only Mocking Him to Get to Rep. Bachmann

Buried in the treasure trove of “Michele Bachmann eats homosexuals” brouhaha is the bizarre human-size skid mark Bradlee Dean, a self-styled “punk rock pastor” who wants everyone to know that the liberal media is only ridiculing him in order to derail Bachmann’s presidential campaign. He is by his own account kind of like “Jesus Christ up on the cross being crucified” by the media, which apparently makes Michele your new God. What has he done to deserve cruel mockery besides OMG THIS PHOTO? The list is rather endless, but for example: he said that the Muslims have enough testicles to at least publicly call for the execution of homosexuals, unlike invertebrate soiled toilet paper wads the evangelical Christians. Cute! Rachel Maddow took time to laugh at him for this illiterate idjit comment on her show, and now he announced he is suing Maddow for a new $50 million drum set. Read more on Homophobe Pastor Knows Media Only Mocking Him to Get to Rep. Bachmann…
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Who Is Keeping Those Nine Wingnuts From Seeing ‘An American Carol’?

Have you heard about the great new hilarious comedy about how libtards are communists? No? Well, that’s hardly a surprise, what with the Illuminati trying to keep you from seeing this great new hilarious comedy. It is about how Michael Moore (remember him? crazy times!) is so fat, and then he quits being Anti-American and helps bomb another poor country somewhere so he can “feel good about America” again. You know, comedy! Too bad there’s a Global Conspiracy to keep you from seeing this patriotism! Read more on Who Is Keeping Those Nine Wingnuts From Seeing ‘An American Carol’?…