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Facebook ‘Likes’ To ‘Friend’ Robert Gibbs (Facebook Hiring Robert Gibbs)

What does a powerful, immense global online network worth $60 billion need more than anything? A cozy voice in the White House! That’s why Facebook is reportedly hiring Barack Obama’s former spokesman and best buddy Robert Gibbs. The ex-White House press secretary will make “millions of dollars” in salary and stock, according to the New York Times. What will Gibbs do for the Web’s top time-waster? He’ll help “manage the company‚Äôs communications,” perhaps by verbally attacking Facebook’s most loyal users. (“Professional losers,” he might call them, or “Fake-friend house-slobs who should be aggressively electrocuted, remotely.”) Read more on Facebook ‘Likes’ To ‘Friend’ Robert Gibbs (Facebook Hiring Robert Gibbs)…

Facebook Wins the Internet, Will Now Colonize Internet

Do you feel a little more social this morning? No? Well then, come closer to the computer. A little closer. There. You’re with your real friends now, on the Internet. And Facebook, this planet’s Number One place to visit your friends, is expanding to basically every other website. Sure, your Wonkette and so many other websites have long had a little “Share” thingy at the bottom of a post, where you could click the clicky and sign onto all kinds of Web share-buddy things. But soon, maybe even within hours, EVERYTHING ON THE INTERNET will have a blue Facebook “Like” button, probably right next to that damned Twitter button. Read more on Facebook Wins the Internet, Will Now Colonize Internet…