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Is President Obama going around the White House residence smashing staffers' fingers because his sheets didn't have proper hospital corners? The only correct answer...

You can forgive people who take legal tax breaks like the homeowner's mortgage deduction or child care deduction for saying they're not using government...

People keep sending versions of this video today, and the videos keep popping up as "Removed by User," so there's something stinky going on,...

UR DOING IT WRONG: "Americans who turn to terrorism and plot against the U.S. are now as big a concern as international terrorists, Homeland...

Where do the Teabaggers in Texas who are phone-banking Massachusetts households come up with this shit? "I just got a polling call about Martha...

O'Reilly's figured it out! This starts about two minutes in, and is TERRIFYINGLY awkward -- even Michele Bachmann is disturbed: O’REILLY:...

Do you people still check out the Drudge Report thing? Yeah we don't really either. But Gawker tells us that nowadays Matt Drudge only...

Fox & Friends' Brian Kilmeade made a terrible buffoon of himself on the television this morning! You know why the Olds get Dementia and...

$20 and a Wonkette Tee Shirt to whoever steals Michele Bachmann's dog. Just like that.

Contextual ads sure can be a bitch sometimes. So can regular, contracted ads that the website owner approves! But this is not to make...

Oh look, it's ... uhh, who the hell is this supposed to be? The Rock? Let's say The Rock. Many more insanely terrible paintings...

How could we let Thanksgiving end without sharing C.S.A. Colonel Saxby Chambliss and family's warm regards? What a lovely surprise! And the children! They...

Maybe it's true! After all, Osama bin Laden would've never known about New York's big Jewish population had Jesse not called it "Hymietown." EVERYBODY...

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