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A White House Staffer May Have His Fingers Amputated Because…?
Is President Obama going around the White House residence smashing staffers’ fingers because his sheets didn’t have proper hospital corners? The only correct answer can be “yes,” because will you just look at what happened today: “A member of the White House household staff suffered an on-the-job injury Tuesday and may have lost some fingers.”
Why Does This Congressman Want To Kill These Annoying Children?
People keep sending versions of this video today, and the videos keep popping up as “Removed by User,” so there’s something stinky going on, and we don’t even know if this a “congressman,” but maybe it is, and maybe there’s a reason these midget children are harassing him to the point where he firmly holds [...]
UR DOING IT WRONG: “Americans who turn to terrorism and plot against the U.S. are now as big a concern as international terrorists, Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano said Sunday.” [AP via Cryptogon]
The Best Phone Survey In Massachusetts Right Now
Where do the Teabaggers in Texas who are phone-banking Massachusetts households come up with this shit? “I just got a polling call about Martha Coakley. I also had to answer questions about gay marriage, Israel, and malaria, including this one: ‘In World War II, 6 million Jews were killed by the Nazis. Now 6 million [...]
O’Reilly To Bachmann: Do People Hate You Just Because They Want To Bone You?
O’Reilly’s figured it out!
Did They Carve A Backwards ‘B’ On The White Person’s Cheek Too, Matt?
Do you people still check out the Drudge Report thing? Yeah we don’t really either. But Gawker tells us that nowadays Matt Drudge only posts articles about Barack Obama and Serena Williams and whatever other black people exist beating up white people and line judges everywhere, most likely on buses. Well, Matt’s given out your [...]
Fox & Friends Segment On Reducing Dementia Risks Naturally Turns Into 19th Century-Style Racial Theory Advertorial
Fox & Friends’ Brian Kilmeade made a terrible buffoon of himself on the television this morning! You know why the Olds get Dementia and Alzheimer’s, in America? This is why: “We are — we keep marrying other species and other ethnics and other … See, the problem is the Swedes have pure genes. Because they [...]
Bachmann Keeps Guard Dog To Scare Socialists, Muslims Away
$20 and a Wonkette Tee Shirt to whoever steals Michele Bachmann’s dog. Just like that.
And A Happy Thanksgiving To You, Saxby Chambliss!
How could we let Thanksgiving end without sharing C.S.A. Colonel Saxby Chambliss and family’s warm regards? What a lovely surprise! And the children! They tell us to vote for their “Big Daddy,” gross. “Big Daddy” responds with a white-knuckled clench of the little girl’s breast. [YouTube]
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