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A White House Staffer May Have His Fingers Amputated Because…?

Is President Obama going around the White House residence smashing staffers’ fingers because his sheets didn’t have proper hospital corners? The only correct answer can be “yes,” because will you just look at what happened today: “A member of the White House household staff suffered an on-the-job injury Tuesday and may have lost some fingers.” Read more on A White House Staffer May Have His Fingers Amputated Because…?…
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Americans Who Use U.S. Gov’t Social Programs Think They Don’t Use U.S. Gov’t Social Programs

You can forgive people who take legal tax breaks like the homeowner’s mortgage deduction or child care deduction for saying they’re not using government social programs — most people would understand such a program to provide a benefit or payment or service directly to you, not just lower your tax burden. But a surprisingly (!) huge percentage of Medicare users claim to not use government social programs — overall, about 50% of those who are direct users of such federal programs claim not to use any such thing. This pretty much is exactly the percentage of Republican and Tea Party voters, right? Read more on Americans Who Use U.S. Gov’t Social Programs Think They Don’t Use U.S. Gov’t Social Programs…
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Why Does This Congressman Want To Kill These Annoying Children?

People keep sending versions of this video today, and the videos keep popping up as “Removed by User,” so there’s something stinky going on, and we don’t even know if this a “congressman,” but maybe it is, and maybe there’s a reason these midget children are harassing him to the point where he firmly holds the one kid’s hand, which is gay. “Who are you?!” he keeps snarling to the kids with video cameras. UPDATE: Rep. Bob Etheridge apologizes to the mystery nerd he grabbed. Read more on Why Does This Congressman Want To Kill These Annoying Children?…
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UR DOING IT WRONG: “Americans who turn to terrorism and plot against the U.S. are now as big a concern as international terrorists, Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano said Sunday.” [AP via Cryptogon] Read more on …
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The Best Phone Survey In Massachusetts Right Now

Where do the Teabaggers in Texas who are phone-banking Massachusetts households come up with this shit? “I just got a polling call about Martha Coakley. I also had to answer questions about gay marriage, Israel, and malaria, including this one: ‘In World War II, 6 million Jews were killed by the Nazis. Now 6 million Israelis live under constant threat of attack from Islamic extremists. Meanwhile, 1 million women and children in sub-Saharan Africa die each year from malaria. The United Nations could use its billions of dollars to protect the people of Israel or to prevent the spread of malaria. In your opinion, is the threat to security in Israel a more pressing concern that should immediately be addressed by the United Nations than the epidemic of malaria in Africa?'” Umm… green balloons? [Balloon Juice] Read more on The Best Phone Survey In Massachusetts Right Now…
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Did They Carve A Backwards ‘B’ On The White Person’s Cheek Too, Matt?

Do you people still check out the Drudge Report thing? Yeah we don’t really either. But Gawker tells us that nowadays Matt Drudge only posts articles about Barack Obama and Serena Williams and whatever other black people exist beating up white people and line judges everywhere, most likely on buses. Well, Matt’s given out your lead story assignment for the night, news anchors, so let’s have some rough drafts ready by four okay? [Gawker] Read more on Did They Carve A Backwards ‘B’ On The White Person’s Cheek Too, Matt?…
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Fox & Friends Segment On Reducing Dementia Risks Naturally Turns Into 19th Century-Style Racial Theory Advertorial

Fox & Friends’ Brian Kilmeade made a terrible buffoon of himself on the television this morning! You know why the Olds get Dementia and Alzheimer’s, in America? This is why: “We are — we keep marrying other species and other ethnics and other … See, the problem is the Swedes have pure genes. Because they marry other Swedes …. Fins marry other Fins, so they have a pure society.” Meaning: Ronald Reagan was a mulatto. [Salon, Gawker] Read more on Fox & Friends Segment On Reducing Dementia Risks Naturally Turns Into 19th Century-Style Racial Theory Advertorial…
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Hey This Is NOT APPROPRIATE Matt Drudge

Contextual ads sure can be a bitch sometimes. So can regular, contracted ads that the website owner approves! But this is not to make light of the very terrible thing that did happen in Binghamton. [AP] Read more on Hey This Is NOT APPROPRIATE Matt Drudge…
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World’s Worst Obama Paintings

Oh look, it’s … uhh, who the hell is this supposed to be? The Rock? Let’s say The Rock. Many more insanely terrible paintings can be found at this website linked here. [Bad Paintings of Barack Obama] Read more on World’s Worst Obama Paintings…
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And A Happy Thanksgiving To You, Saxby Chambliss!

How could we let Thanksgiving end without sharing C.S.A. Colonel Saxby Chambliss and family’s warm regards? What a lovely surprise! And the children! They tell us to vote for their “Big Daddy,” gross. “Big Daddy” responds with a white-knuckled clench of the little girl’s breast. [YouTube] Read more on And A Happy Thanksgiving To You, Saxby Chambliss!…
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Dan Rather: Jesse Jackson Paved the Way For Osama Bin Laden

Maybe it’s true! After all, Osama bin Laden would’ve never known about New York’s big Jewish population had Jesse not called it “Hymietown.” EVERYBODY WILL BE ISSUED NEW NAMES AT THE CONVENTIONS. [Morning Joe/MSNBC] UPDATE: Oh what the hell, Newell posted this like twelve hours earlier. Oh well, no way to take the post down now …. Read more on Dan Rather: Jesse Jackson Paved the Way For Osama Bin Laden…