Tag: pt u mad?

I Am Mad About A Thing: Go Big For The Ladies, Democrats, Or GTFO

I'm probably not supposed to say this. I should be a Good Democrat and a Good Feminist and take the latest symbolic crumbs Senate Democrats are offering and say, "Thank you, sir." (They are mostly sir, of course, which...

I Am Mad About A Thing: My Uncomfortably Crowded Vagina

I like my vagina. I think it's great. I love touching it. I'm better at it than anyone else I've ever known, in that Biblical way, if you know what I mean. (Sex. I mean sex.) I love how...

What Is Old Man McCain Yelling At Clouds Today?

Oh, WALNUTS. You are yelling again. YES OR NO. YES OR NO. I ASKED YOU A DIRECT QUESTION. YES OR NO. You've got to stop it. It is not good for your chakras. But what does it remind us...

OMFG Your Precious Hand-Knit Etsy Hipster Item Is Totes Racist, LOL

Don't have enough hipster racism in your life? Why not buy some bullshit "Americana" featuring every possible type of loving depiction of negros, as long as those loving depictions have big red lips and googly eyes? It's so easy,...