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Texas Congressman Louie Gohmert Casts Aspersions On Potency Of John McCain’s Scrotum

Yes, you are the newest supernova in the Wonket Cavalcade of Stars, Texas Rep. Louie Gohmert, but are you burning too bright? Having just in the past week joined in Michelle Bachmann’s search for Arabs under the bed, and then gotten it just right with his explanation that Aurora was caused by Jealous Jeebus, Louie Gohmert is now calling out John McCain for not hating Muslins enough, and questioning the fullness of his sac full of swimmers. But at least he has not called for McCain to take “a final dirt nap” — you know, a dirt nap OF VOTES! Read more on Texas Congressman Louie Gohmert Casts Aspersions On Potency Of John McCain’s Scrotum…