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Mitt Romney Is The Worst Panderer In All of History, Mississippi Edition

How does a multi-millionaire Northerner like Mitt Romney get in good with a crowd of southern voters in Mississippi? He will simply explain to them that being Southern is a disease, which he has now caught from his unfortunate...

Ron Paul Correctly Observes That Newt Gingrich Is Massive Wimp

Remember back when Newt Gingrich was the confident, tuff-talking historarian lecturing anyone in sight on the dire stupidity of their every thought? Times have changed, since fourteen days ago! After having a thorough pout in Iowa, he quickly fled...

Hero Iowa Voter Perfectly Describes Newt Gingrich To His Face (VIDEO)

Do you ever wish you had the opportunity to personally inform the Stay-Puft madman Newt Gingrich that he is a "fucking asshole," to his face? You are not alone! Tom Sorensen of Iowa City shares your dream! So this...

Blog Reporter Dave Weigel Is President Of John Birch Society

Wonkette CPAC tipster GARRETT3000 sends us our "last CPAC photo," for the 22,000th time, this one capturing allegedly "neutral" blog reporter Dave Weigel, who writes about crazy people for the Washington Independent. Turns out he is one of the...

JEFF SESSIONS CALLS THE OL' RACIAL STATUE-OF-LIBERTY PLAY: We have no idea what that means. But here's what Sen. Jeff Sessions told Miss Mex with regards to her vote in the damn Ricci case: "And, in fact, your vote...