WALNUTS ruins everything again! His despised wife, Cindy, wanted to be on the popular teevee sitcom Dancing With The Stars, according to the very reliable Page Six. Gross! The anonymous source says that “she wanted it very badly,” but then this week John McCain “put the kibosh on it.” Ha ha he thinks his wife is such a whore, all the time. Since he is going to die soon, you’d think he’d let his young rich wife have a little fun on her own, no? [NY Post]

Here’s a CNN anchor lady first making hilarious jokes about how lazy all of her contributors are, and by “jokes” we mean twice calling another lady a “cunt.” The clever display of wit appears to have been botched! The other lady has a sort of “O Heavens!” look, and then they talk about, oh who knows, the various politics of the day. [YouTube]

Here’s an official Buffalo Chip poster advertising that thing John McCain went to yesterday with the Bitters. His name is hidden somewhere on this poster. And look at Cindy there in her cunt outfit, just cold tamin’ the buffalo.