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Where Is Nixon Now That Bill Kristol Needs Him?

After hearing for years and years that President Obama and all of his faux “scandals” — IRSgate, Benghazigate, BeingBlackgate — are worse than Watergate, the Gate-iest Gate of all — this sad plea from Perpetually Wrong Bill Kristol is a heck of a thing: Read more on Where Is Nixon Now That Bill Kristol Needs Him?…
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In Well-Thought-Out Move, Army Returning Bowe Bergdahl To Active Duty

Here’s one for the “what were they thinking?” files: Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl is returning to active duty while the Army continues its investigation of his disappearance from his base in Afghanistan in 2009. He’ll “probably be assigned a desk job at Fort Sam Houston in Texas” and will be allowed to leave base without an escort, which should be great news to all the Twitter Warriors who have fantasized about what they’d like to do to him, for being a traitor and stuff. We won’t pretend to be especially expert in matters of military law or anything like this, but is this such a great idea? Read more on In Well-Thought-Out Move, Army Returning Bowe Bergdahl To Active Duty…
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Seattle Times Defiles Memory Of Ted Stevens, Sarah Palin’s Best Friend

Here is a scan from the Seattle Times from, uh, sometime after Ted Stevens died in a plane crash, we guess, sent to us by a tipster known only as “foog,” who may or may not be the person who runs this blog full of funny headlines. It is one of those things where you have to decide if the copy editor on the desk that night was making a grim joke or was just tired and bored and came up with some stock phrase and then didn’t stop to think about its implications. Are you laughing at it? Then you are a monster, a terrible monstrous monster. Read more on Seattle Times Defiles Memory Of Ted Stevens, Sarah Palin’s Best Friend…
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Suspicious Low-Flying Aircraft Noted On U.S. Radar But Otherwise Ignored

Don’t mind that bearded fanatic in his low-altitude primitive aircraft flying around the skyscrapers tonight! The government is totally aware of this problem, and has chosen to just sort of “let it play out.” Happy Christmas, everybody! [NORAD Santa Tracker] Read more on Suspicious Low-Flying Aircraft Noted On U.S. Radar But Otherwise Ignored…