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Ted Nugent Writes Beautiful Ode To ‘Herculean’ Sarah Palin, For TIME

Somewhat famous rock ‘n’ roll wingnut Ted Nugent is a contributor to the hot new TIME 100 list, which we are too scared to check out in full. (Did Meghan McCain make it, or did Didier Drogba “kick her out” of the last spot? That is a soccer joke!) While Nugent, tragically, did not make this list (again, we don’t know, maybe he did!), he was awarded the prize of writing Sarah Palin’s entry, which begins like so: “If Sarah Palin played a loud, grinding instrument, she would be in my band.” Jesus. Read more on Ted Nugent Writes Beautiful Ode To ‘Herculean’ Sarah Palin, For TIME…