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TODAY IN NEWSMAX EMAILS  1:31 pm May 3, 2010

Hurry Up And Buy This Fancy Crank-Gear Radio From Newsmax, Before The Terrorists Kill You

by Jim Newell

Conservative granny-porn outlet Newsmax has discovered the greatest technological device ever conceived and would like to give it to you for free, because the terrorists are coming, and how else are you going to listen to Rush Limbaugh for crucial security updates from your family’s burrowed hole in the backyard? Just crank this gizmo a [...]

TODAY IN NEWSMAX EMAILS  2:07 pm January 12, 2010

Newsmax & Offers You Can’t Refuse, Take [Whatever]

by Jim Newell

What is it with the conservative cruises! Weekly Standard Cruise, National Review Cruise, “Newsmax.com” Cruise. Oh, right, they do conservative candidate scouting on these trips! That’s how Bill Kristol met Sarah Palin, on his Cruise to the frozen Alaska. But this one… this one’s just the toe-fucker Dick Morris and whatever person he pays to [...]

TODAY IN NEWSMAX EMAILS  8:59 am October 13, 2009

Newsmax Sees Opportunity For Beloved Coup

by Jim Newell

Absolutely hysterical right-wing war newsletter Newsmax, which recently opined that a military junta should overthrow the executive branch of the United States Government, because of “spending,” is now very seriously concerned about Barack Obama “declaring war on Fox News.”


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