Tag: pt time travel

Ancient Evidence of Rick Perry’s Brief Humanity Surfaces In Old Letter

Newsflash, we guess: Rick Perry miraculously sounds like a sentient human in a secret communique he typed to Hillary Clinton (!) at some point 18 years ago before the demons of compassion lost the battle for his soul. Perry wrote the...

President Obama Will Take Away Precious Liberties, Disband Boy Scouts, Let Russia Invade Poland Again

Oh WOWSERS one brave Christian has traveled into the future and brought back a chilling message from 2012: After godless liberal Marxist free-love hedonist Barack Obama ascends to power, he will stack the Supreme Court with six (6) young...