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Ancient Evidence of Rick Perry’s Brief Humanity Surfaces In Old Letter

Newsflash, we guess: Rick Perry miraculously sounds like a sentient human in a secret communique he typed to Hillary Clinton (!) at some point 18 years ago before the demons of compassion lost the battle for his soul. Perry wrote the letter as Texas Agricultural Commissioner to praise Clinton for her attempt at the time to begin reforming health care and requested Clinton consider rural Texas and its struggles to maintain medical access for its agricultural workers. “Rural populations have a high proportion of uninsured people, rising health care costs, and often experience lack of services,” Perry wrote to her with a voice showing concern for others so alien to the toxic sludge-flavored acid trip known as the Rick Perry Experience that we had to wonder: is it real? Apparently, since Rick Perry’s campaign immediately responded by defending him with a more familiar line: he had no clue what was really going on. Read more on Ancient Evidence of Rick Perry’s Brief Humanity Surfaces In Old Letter…
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President Obama Will Take Away Precious Liberties, Disband Boy Scouts, Let Russia Invade Poland Again

Oh WOWSERS one brave Christian has traveled into the future and brought back a chilling message from 2012: After godless liberal Marxist free-love hedonist Barack Obama ascends to power, he will stack the Supreme Court with six (6) young hippies, force everyone to get gay married, and sit on his hands while the Russians invade Massachusetts. (Enh, let ‘em have it, it’s all full of Communists anyway!) Religious people should be concerned about this, especially the ones who vote for Obama because they will be going to Hell. [Letter from 2012 in Obama’s America (PDF)] Read more on President Obama Will Take Away Precious Liberties, Disband Boy Scouts, Let Russia Invade Poland Again…