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TIME TRAVEL  6:58 pm August 30, 2011

Ancient Evidence of Rick Perry’s Brief Humanity Surfaces In Old Letter

by Kirsten Boyd Johnson

Newsflash, we guess: Rick Perry miraculously sounds like a sentient human in a secret communique he typed to Hillary Clinton (!) at some point 18 years ago before the demons of compassion lost the battle for his soul. Perry wrote the letter as Texas Agricultural Commissioner to praise Clinton for her attempt at the time to begin [...]

TIME TRAVEL  10:49 am October 31, 2008

President Obama Will Take Away Precious Liberties, Disband Boy Scouts, Let Russia Invade Poland Again

by Sara K. Smith

Oh WOWSERS one brave Christian has traveled into the future and brought back a chilling message from 2012: After godless liberal Marxist free-love hedonist Barack Obama ascends to power, he will stack the Supreme Court with six (6) young hippies, force everyone to get gay married, and sit on his hands while the Russians invade [...]


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