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John Bolton Maybe Running For President of Bombing Iran

Remember when John Bolton blushed like the most flattered debutante when Tucker Carlson’s bow-tie gnomes begged him to run for president? (To forget this moment would be tantamount to “forgetting to give your girlfriend something nice for 9/11.”) John Bolton told the Daily Caller he couldn’t say for sure if he would consider thinking about running for president. But that was like two weeks ago, things have changed! If you need proof: John Bolton went on teevee and announced to the world that he is “thinking about” running for President. And then John Bolton combed his greasy mustache with his slimy tentacle fingers and belched, “Ahm a drunken walrus who hates A-rabs!'” Read more on John Bolton Maybe Running For President of Bombing Iran…