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Are you an erstwhile Satanist who is so deeply and irredeemably lame that you managed to get kicked out of Metallica? That would make you Dave Mustaine, the used-up nuthatch in charge of forgotten heavy metal outfit Megadeth. He has heard of Rick Santorum, finally! Which is reason enough to endorse him, apparently: “Earlier in [...]
We, together with the rest of Middle Earth, are now some fifteen seconds away from never ever thinking about Sarah Palin’s toxic reign of idiocy ever again, forever! IT’S TRUE:Â on this, the 278th day of 2011, may we all remember it forever (the next twelve seconds), gangrenous grifter-quitter grandma Sarah Palin Announced She Is Not [...]
Evergreen money tree presidential candidate Mitt Romney is only trying to double the size of his beachfront squatter’s den instead of quadrupling it as reported. Hm, let us get out our calculators here…divide by square root of total living space, minus number of cars parked in the garage, add 2012… oh whatever, net effect zero, Mitt [...]






