pt the youth ball looks annoying

CRYPTIC DISPATCH FROM CHILDREN’S BALL: A Wonkette child operative writes this horrifying message about the kid’s ball, at which Barry and Michelle just slow-danced: “Youth ball is under siege: They aren’t letting people in and the crowd is on the brink of crshing.” Hmm, we do not know this latest youth slang, “crshing.” Is that [...]