• May 28, 2012

pt the world is fat

In the most shameful “gaffe” since Watergate, socialist prime minister Barack Obama’s press office has apparently put some crappy best-seller book on his vacation reading list even though he was supposedly reading the book last year. God, this guy. Why not just put him in jail now?

Huzzah for the Can-Do spirit of Americans, who continue to just pile on the pounds despite the nation’s crushed economy. Turns out you don’t need much money to become obese! And without jobs, Americans have more time than ever to sit in front of teevee eating another bucket of corn-syrup taco-ball cheezey-poop pasta-bowl Grease Dipperz™. [...]

by Ken Layne  2:46 pm April 10, 2009

THE GLOBAL INTERNATIONALIST: Oh hey it’s your editor’s new column thing: “The worldly chicken: How fast food is merging our global culture.” [True/Slant]