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Why Does Rand Paul Hate Pants?

by Jim Newell  12:42 pm May 13, 2010

Rand Paul hates pants because he doesn’t need them when he’s KICKING TREY GRAYSON’S ASS, OHHHHH… (Wait, what?) Anyway, here is a picture of Doctor Senator Rand Paul from the local newspaper this morning. Is he going to just wander around like a child all the time if he becomes Senator, wearing no pants to [...]