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Tag: pt the saddest thing

‘Hungry Child’ Sesame Street Muppet To Entertain Actual Hungry Children

Because so many millions of American children are plopped in front of the teevee to watch Sesame Street instead of getting any breakfast, what with 45 million people on food stamps and tens of millions with no jobs and...

Forgotten Butterstick Released From Chinese Prison

What has become of Washington's beloved comedy animal, Butterstick the Panda Bear? If this tragic BBC News photo is to be trusted, the once-adored animal is now a beaten, sad-faced monster finally let out of its horror jail after...

Sarah Palin Quits Vacation Due To Famousness

Sarah Palin, what a whiner! She went on vacation and drew on her visor, with a marker, and now she is QUITTING her foreign Hawaiian fun-trot because somebody pointed out that she drew on her visor with a marker....

Greta Haters: Legitimate, Or A Bunch Of Dumb Malcontents Who Need To Get Laid?

We've got to side with the majority here. Regardless of whether you're posting to agree or disagree, any Gretawire commenter is pretty much by definition a loser.

GOOD LORD: Here is the most tragic thing you'll see today, "Foreclosure Alley," from KCET in Southern California. Thanks to commenter qwerty42 for bumming us out.

John McCain Looks Like Tragic Old Loser Without Palin Acting As Human Shield

After a brief stint as arm candy for America's most exciting celebrity veep candidate, John McCain went back to being sad old WALNUTS! yesterday when he had to attend a public event all by himself. Of course it went...

Laura Bush Talks A Bit, And Cindy McCain Says Hi, The End

Live from the Xcel Energy Center! Uh, Laura Bush! She spoke, softly, and a giant video Rick Perry appeared, telling the very sparse crowd that he was going to save the poor people who maybe got flooded. He was...