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OH AND HERE'S SOME ACTUAL NEWS: "Blagojevich, 52, was indicted on 16 felony counts, including racketeering conspiracy, wire fraud, extortion conspiracy, attempted extortion and making false statements to federal agents. He allegedly abused his office in numerous matters to...

READ FASTER, YOU FILTHY BUMS: Hey, remember how the Troopergate report was supposed to come out today, and how it could be grand? Well there's a slight technical problem in Alaska that's causing some delay: illiteracy. You know, "not...