Here’s your presidential boyfriend’s weekly “video blog,” which is we guess what we will be seeing for the next 18 years or whenever the world ends (check your bible!). What is this guy going on about, anyway? Jobs! Nobody’s got ‘em, except those who are about to lose ‘em, and that’s why Barack Obama wants everybody to go to his website and apply for a job. More than 200,000 “hopefuls” have already done it! Just please donate some money on your credit card, if you still have one that works, so Barack can have some $$$ to pay these 2.5 million people. Spread the wealth around, etc.!