Soulless demented fish-carcass David Broder has recently discovered why Obama is awful and will fail: “But Obama has made it even more explicit, regularly proclaiming his determination to rely on rational analysis, rather than narrow decisions, on everything from missile defense to Afghanistan — and all the big issues at home.” How calculating that Obama is. This is not the proper way to govern! What he should do instead of “rely[ing] on rational analysis” is take a poop and see which direction it spins, in the toilet. Counter-clockwise would tell him, “build insane untested missile-krusher dongle in Poland.” [Washington Post]