• May 27, 2012

pt the more you know

Here’s something we appreciate the Associated Press covering, in the interest of humanity: “Exley is part of a movement of Christians loosely organized by radio broadcasts and websites, independent of churches and convinced by their reading of the Bible that the end of the world will begin May 21, 2011.” Well, there you have it! [...]

by Ken Layne  2:47 pm February 6, 2009

CHILDREN’S TREASURY OF OBAMA SCANDALS: You never know which of these chicken-shit Scandals of the Obamanation will become the thing old white morons cackle about for the next eight/twelve years, so might as well clip ‘n save this list of THE MOST SCANDALOUS 17 DAYS IN HISTORY. [Gawker]

We don’t really talk about the “comedy” around here because, come on, we are already writing about Sarah Palin every day, for real. But this is kind of cute. This Hayden Panettiere was in D.C. earlier this year, saving the whales. Now she is just cold hatin’ on the old crazy person who wants to [...]

by Ken Layne  7:01 pm October 1, 2008

DID YOU KNOW WINGNUTS ARE CRAZY? A couple of National Review lady writers on the fun conservative blog “The Corner” both wrote some very mild criticisms of famous Russia-looking-at Alaskan Sarah Palin. And now all the half-wit half-literate anger bears who usually send their deranged murder fantasies to, say, Wonkette, are sending all this dumb [...]

Yes, a McCain advisor said that John McCain “helped create” the motherfucking BlackBerry, which is an insult to John McCain, who lost his ability to type or invent small digital devices that have tiny little keys when he was in Vietnam for FIVE AND A HALF YEARS, ALAN.