Tag: pt the horror

Rick Perry Wants You To Be His Submissive This Christmas

You guys all getting your Holiday Freak on yet? Dressing up in your leathers? Having your labes snipped? Gettin' weird and freaky up in it, maybe with a dwarf, and a pizza? Well Rick Perry is, bitchez. Not only...

Who Will Be Elected As New House Speaker Once John Boehner Is Torn Apart And Boiled In Oil?

It seems clear that sad sot Speaker of the House John "Whiskeydick" Boehner has not had a firm grip on his "caucus" in the two years since Sarah Palin screeching about death panels sent a pack of wild tarded...

Daily Caller Shocker: Guy Who Worked For Union Was ‘Required’ To Do Union Stuff

Sorry, union thugs of the SEIU, but Tucker Carlson's Daily Caller has got your number! And that is that you forced people who worked for you as union organizers to perform work towards attaining your stated political goals, by...

CNN Tells Of Harrowing Dangers Mitt Romney Faced In 1968 France (While Avoiding The Vietnam War)

Perhaps you thought Mitt Romney's time in France, in 1968, while raking in Dick Cheney-level numbers of military deferments from serving in Vietnam, was all sunshine and brie. Well CNN's "Romney Revealed" has another think coming at you!...

Master Of Terror Stephen King Rains Buckets Of Blood On Poor Rich Folks

Stephen King ("Carrie," "Cujo" "The Michele Bachmann Story") is a pretty rich dude, and he has some thoughts on other rich dudes and taxes. He makes a gentle argument, comparing hardly anyone to "old, dead dogshit," so he cannot...

Louisiana Foster Kids Saved From Horror of Loving Homes

BATON ROUGE, LA - A local House Committee in Baton Rouge saved the last little pocket of American innocence on Tuesday. A proposal that would have allowed gay couples and straight unmarried couples and other ungodless folk (Wiccans?) to...

Watch The New Conservative ‘Spoof’ Movie Trailer!

Here's the trailer for An American Carol, which was first shown to the world on the O'Reilly Factor last night. Movie trailers rarely debut on Bill O'Reilly's terrible show, but this is a conservative "spoof" movie starring the few...