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THE HAND GOES UP THE MOUTH GOES SHUT  12:33 pm February 28, 2013

Republicans (Maybe) Stop Beating Their Wives

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

Hey-o! Looks like, once again, sexxxy dreamboat John “Whisky Dick” Boehner has failed to achieve “lift-off”! In this case, once again, he has tried to placate the even-most-batshit of his brethren and then failed to pass his own bill, in his own caucus. And it looks like (maybe!) we will finally be able to answer [...]

THE HAND GOES UP THE MOUTH GOES SHUT  3:55 pm December 12, 2012

Hasn’t Moran’s Jerk Son Suffered Enough Through ‘Embarrassing Situation’ Of Beating Up Girlfriend?

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

Virginia Congressman Rick Jim* Moran’s jerk son, Patrick, has pleaded guilty to an “embarrassing situation” of slamming his girlfriend’s head into a metal trash can grate. You may remember Patrick from his previous stint embarrassing his (Democrat) dad, for whom he worked, by not recognizing James O’Keefe for some reason, and allowing himself to be [...]

THE HAND GOES UP THE MOUTH GOES SHUT  12:05 pm March 15, 2012

GOP Would Love to Support Reauthorization of Violence Against Women Act, But, You Know

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

Anybody with half a brain (and specifically those with half a brain) knows that the GOP loves women — loves them just to death! — and it’s the Democratic leadership like Louis C.K. and Your Wonkette who call cunty women “cunts” so we are super-way-worse. So why is everybody ragging all over the poor maligned [...]


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