HOT NEW POLL: Ron Paul is going to be president in a few minutes, tops. This according to the gold-sponsored Rasmussen Reports firm, America’s most reliable firm of ESPN founder-wingnuts. LIBERTY! LIBERTY NOW! FREEDOM TO DANCE! [Rasmussen]
DON’T FORGET TO PISS ON A ‘DUPLICATION MACHINE’ AS YOU LEAVE: Good blogger/columnist Dan Froomkin has posted his last Washington Post piece today, more than a week after Charles Krauthammer fired him. It is excellent. (Except for the part where he criticizes Tim Russert, which is “too soon” — Michael Jackson only died yesterday!) [White [...]
The ceremonial (but real!) first votes are in from the spooky midnight rites in Dixville Notch, New Hampshire, and Barack Obama is officially winning the presidential election, 15 votes to 6. Also, this is a comical sentence: “Independent Ralph Nader was also on the ballot, but received no votes.” Curses! We had just bought $5k [...]
