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Posts Tagged ‘terrorists’

Fancy Liberal Rapper Caught Planning New 9/11 Thing

Thursday, September 11th, 2008

Oh dear, it looks like those liberal celebrities are insulting George W. Bush’s heroism by plotting amateurish “copycat crimes” against Freedom. Why else would self-loathing college rapper Kanye West be arrested at the airport, on 9/11? Exactly. Now let’s invade, what, Belgium or Egypt or something. [CNN]


Why Do Muskrats Hate America?

Friday, June 27th, 2008

Muskrat Susie, Muskrat Sam...Wonkette Semi-Aquatic Rodent Operative “Claiborne” asks this very important question, and the answer is: because they are terrorists. New evidence reveals that violent extremist muskrats perpetrated today’s breach of the levees north of St. Louis. Shocking video footage of these terrorists plotting their takeover of Missouri, after the jump. MORE »