• February 13, 2012

pt teevee time

LIVEBLOGGING DR. OBAMA’S SEX CHAT, 8 PM: If the teevee works, your editor will deliver hot live medical sexblogging tonight, starting at 8 p.m. Eastern, when Surgeon General Barack Obama will actually be “born again” on prime time and sign his own birth certificate authorizing a new moon base completely constructed from the corpses of [...]

Did you miss the daytime teevee shows because you have to “work” somewhere? Don’t worry, just relax with a dough-nut or whatever and enjoy this charming interview with the whole Obama family, including rarely seen stepson “Urkel.” When you’re done with the video, remember to check out the “Top 10 Weird Animals.” Platypus, wtf? [Today [...]