WE ARE SORRY THEY BROKE OUR SITE: Nobody will tell us why, or what they’re doing, but obviously the site is screwy for a lot of you. Sometimes it helps to close this site, empty your “Internet Cache,” and reload/refresh the page. Sorry!

WE’RE SORRY; HAVE SOME HOPE LIKE WHAT’S HIS NAME! There’s something wrong with the comments. Technical people are thinking about this problem right now, and possibly “fixing code” or whatever. Hang in there! We know it’s Friday and you’ve got so much to say to us, instead of your boring co-workers.

Due to obscure technical problems we can’t preview any posts before we post them. So please bear with us if there are occasional HTML problems or incorrect pictures or things of that ilk today. More than usual even.

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We don’t know what the hell’s going on, and headquarters hasn’t even bothered sending one of those “tech’s on it!” e-mails for the past few hours, so who knows what’s wrong. In any case, while they shop for new hamsters for the exercise wheel that apparently powers Wonkette’s web server, we will continue to try to post a few things, maybe, until we give up and start drinking because what the hell, it’s 5 o’clock on a Friday. Also, we sent this “I’m Sorry” card to all of you, individually, but don’t get upset if you don’t receive it, because everything’s broken.

Due to problems with, we’re told, “a router in Baltimore” (TYPICAL), publishing anything today is kind of a crapshoot. We’ll keep you posted.

Hey everybody, all of our servers and computer things are all fucked up and broken, because we only feature top-notch technology here at Wonkette. While our technicians “fix” the “problem,” we’re planning on moving to a new technology that better serves you, the reader. Please let us know which of these options works best for you: MORE »

Due to clandestine sabotage (we assume), Wonkette is suffering from a couple technical glitches. They are, in no particular order: MORE »

You know, we keep forgetting that it’s the Democratic Party we’re talking about when we make these crazy predictions: MORE »

Regular Wonkette readers and self-googlers, take heed: due to a massive Gawker Media-wide tech “upgrade” over the weekend, Wonkette is basically broken. So — images may not be loading! Posts may disappear! Comments may not be postable (as usual)! Please be patient, and please let us know what’s not working. If something seems buggy or broken, send us an email, with a description of the problem, your browser, your OS, and a screenshot (pretty please). MORE »

This is really, really weird — highly irregular, one might say. We honestly have no clue as to how this happened. MORE »