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TALES OF FAILURE

Less Hobo Tears Shed In July Jobs Report Than Expected

by Kirsten Boyd Johnson  11:28 am August 5, 2011

Your magical new “minimum-wage jobs 4 everyone” number for the month of July is a very exciting 117,000. This is “important newz” in a slow summer news week, because the wizards and their Magic 8-Balls carefully predicted that America’s anusburger institutions were probably going to cram a mere additional 85,000 ashen hobo souls into their [...]

TALES OF FAILURE

NYT Mag Piece On McCain Campaign Reveals TEN MILLION MAGICAL SECRETS

by Jim Newell  3:24 pm October 22, 2008

…And/or NOT! Yes, that fancy hyped New York Times Magazine piece about the internals of the McCain campaign is now available online, because of YOU, Wonkette readers, who spammed the shit out of Bill Kristol’s Weekly Standard inbox yesterday. Good work. Unfortunately, the piece is kind of bleh, with not nearly as much sexy “late [...]