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TALES OF EVERYDAY HEROISM

Rahm Emanuel Goes To Movies, Saves Human Life

Monday, February 23rd, 2009

Heartthrob angel of death Rahm Emanuel went to the movies Saturday night! He went to see a sports movie called The Wrestler at Washington’s E Street Cinema (the one that serves beer), and was getting all amped up to see Marisa Tomei’s boobs until the guy next to him had a seizure, at which point he just started cursing at everyone. MORE »