Man, we just aren’t being very good Political Gossips today, because our reaction to the email subject line “Breaking News! Jill Biden Out of Hospital” was pretty much, Jill Biden was in the hospital? But sure enough, earlier today we had a post about Jill Biden getting her shoulder replaced after Nobama shot her in the kneecaps, for wearing yellow shoes near Army men. And now we’ve got a very exciting semi-eyewitness report about her current health status! MORE »

Why does the president keep visiting grave physical injury upon women in the Democratic party orbit? First he breaks Sonia Sotomayor’s ankle, and then he forcibly removes Hillary Clinton’s elbow, and now the courageous Dr. Jill Biden has to go in for “shoulder surgery,” which you have to admit sounds pretty suspicious in the context of all these other incidents. Barack Obama: pleasant family man, or bone-snappin’ minotaur with a taste for the limbs of middle-aged women? OR BOTH??? [UPI]

• WHY IS OBAMA TRYING TO KILL ALL HIS IMPORTANT LADIES? Maybe that Sotomayor “slip” at the airport wasn’t an accident after all. “Secretary of State Hillary Clinton fractured her right elbow Wednesday during a fall, State Department officials said.” Look out, Janet Napolitano! [CNN]

Who is the Islamofascist responsible for setting fire to Hillary Clinton’s campaign office in Terre Haute, Indiana this morning? Two ladies were inside, but they made it out OK. A fire department representative said flames were shooting out the tops of the building and also a vehicle was burning in front of the office. Why won’t Barack Obama apologize for bombing his rival’s headquarters in such a clumsy fashion? [WSJ]