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Glenn Beck Ready For Impeachment Already, Because Of Saudi Bomber Cover-Up, What?
Glenn Beck is still convinced — as of this morning — that the SAUDI NATIONAL (who’s already been cleared) he fingered earlier this week is up to his Saudi ears in the Boston bombings, along with those nice Chechen boys. And that everybody will be fired. And that the president will be impeached.
Is This Schlubby Bank Robber The Ghost of Abraham Lincoln?
The FBI Houston Division is on the hunt! A bandit has cleaned out the vault at a Wells Fargo bank and escaped on horseback — some say up to Cheyenne Town, others say out Callyforney-way. Who is this rogue, bringing his most unseemly disposition to the local financiers of Houston City? Could he be… the [...]
Herman Cain Watches Girl Torture Goldfish From Mountaintop
Here is a little girl throwing water and mud on top of a goldfish she dumped on the ground. Did you know that it’s also a political ad from Herman Cain, decrying the Stimulus? Of course you did, what else would it be.
U.S. Marines In Afghanistan Pose Proudly With Nazi Flag
Pissing on the corpses of your victims is so last year! These days, hawt Marines sent to Afghanistan to kill random peasants and/or kill each other have a new prop to show how Xtreme they can get! It’s the Nazi flag used by the Nazis who had the mission of “exterminating the Jewish race.” Eh, [...]
Newt Gingrich’s Tawdry Affairs Secretly a Sign of Moral Strength
For anyone out there who continues to be nauseated by Newt Gingrich’s lifelong pattern of deception, adultery, selfishness and cruelty toward his wives, you’re just looking at it wrong! What his affairs actually demonstrate, when you really think about it, are his psychological strength and fitness for office. Huh? Oh come on now, Slate, you [...]
Come To Wonkette’s Friday Night Horror Bar Night!
Will you be “in town” this weekend, maybe on Friday night? Well then you are invited to Wonkette’s first annual Halloweenie Whore Benefit, which is actually just a bar night we’re throwing together — and there is a Costume Party, too, so all you ladies have another chance to wear that “Christine O’Donnell Witch on [...]
Jim Inhofe Now Showing Gay Al Gore Drawings On Senate Floor
Oil company employee Sen. Jim Inhofe will go further than most to mock Al Gore, whether it’s by flying to Copenhagen to yell “suck it Gore” or forcing his enslaved grandchildren to build Gore an igloo, out of SNOW — HEY-O! — for his lonely death. Now Inhofe is showing some gay Bill Kristol fever [...]
Teabaggers To Feign Death In Senate Offices, Because Of Whatever
It has been over a month since Teabaggers from across the nation visited Capitol Hill to tear up physical copies of legislation and sit around Nancy Pelosi’s office like schmucks, because of her plans to create another Dachau. But next Tuesday it will be the Senate’s turn! Folks’ll walk into Senate office buildings and pretend [...]
Watch Karl Rove Lie, Straight Up, For Two Straight Minutes
This is absolutely amazing, watching Karl Rove pretend to be so upset about the Obama administration “demeaning… the White House” and “engaging in its own version of the media enemies list,” by criticizing Fox News, the network on which he’s speaking. (Why is Terry McAuliffe there? To lose another Virginia election?) We all remember how [...]
Fancy Montana Jail Taken Over By Evil Private Security Force
This is insane and weird: “A shadowy private security company that has no known clients but claims to have helped foreign governments combat terrorism and will protect anything from cruise ships to Pakistani convoys has taken over a jail in a small Montana town, with plans to build a law enforcement training facility on the [...]
Wingnut Grabs Black Lady’s Rosa Parks Poster, Rips It Up
Oh, oh yes, do watch this video from Claire McCaskill’s town hall yesterday. Old serial killer-ish guy just gets up from the bleachers, STEALS the black lady’s poster of Rosa Parks that she’d been showing a reporter, rips and crumples it up, cops chase ‘em all out, and everyone boos the black lady. Raw Democracy! [...]
Michael Steele Announces Re-launch Of Republican Party!
RNC comedy act Michael Steele has delivered his very hyped speech to state GOP chairmen about how… today… today the Republican Party rises anew! RIGHT NOW, baby. Craziness! What’s different? Well: abortions for all! Free hamburgers and catsup! 9/11? Huh. Steele believes that “the future of the GOP,” starting today, “lies not in looking back [...]
Newt Gingrich Is Now Catholic, Who Knew!
Newt Gingrich is suddenly a papist! Does he know that he now has to live in Maryland, the designated Catholic slave colony of Lord Baltimore? It’s true. Gingrich was converted in D.C., however, at a Capitol Hill church the other night, after which he went to “celebrate” at the very fancy Cafe Milano restaurant, with [...]
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