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Newt Gingrich Wins New GOP Poll By Coming In Second Place

Herman Cain is the big loser of a new GOP primary poll that he won, because he is an awful inarticulate sex creep slob who got only 18% support, which is a few percentage points less than the last time one of these dumb polls came out six seconds ago, so it is Over For Him. Time to scroll down the poll results to find a new “winner” liked by fewer than 1 in 5 Republicans for the media to obsessively discuss! Hm… Mitt Romney came in second with 15%, but nope, he is still irredeemably boring. But, wait, oh look, Newt Gingrich actually tied with Mittens! So Newt Gingrich is your new “It” turd in the GOP primary field this week, Newt the cancerous wife-divorcing proven serial cheater sex fiend, because Herman Cain now has a “woman voter support problem.” Read more on Newt Gingrich Wins New GOP Poll By Coming In Second Place…
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‘Prayer Caucus’ Phones In a New ‘Obama Hates God’ Thing

It is a very slow news day today, in honor of John Lennon, a man who wrote music and died one time. It also seems slow for something called the Congressional Prayer Caucus, which seeks to make Americans pray more by sticking prayer earmarks into the law books or something. What is the controversy? Obama doesn’t say “God” enough for them, of course. He recently said “E pluribus unum” is the national motto, but it is not, because Dwight Eisenhower made “In God We Trust” the motto thing, trusting that nobody would ever care about such trivial matters, much less make it their entire business of being in government. Of course, “E pluribus unum” is considered a national motto, and Obama still says God a lot, but they do not care, because they need something to pretend to get irate about today. Read more on ‘Prayer Caucus’ Phones In a New ‘Obama Hates God’ Thing…
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Let’s Just Go Ahead and Post This Robot Sarah Palin Thing

There is really nothing going on today. We suppose we have to post a thing about Palin saying Obama is “in over his head.” WAIT, NO, HERE IS SOME INSANE ROBOT THING WE FOUND ON YOUTUBE. That’ll do. Same thing, basically. Read more on Let’s Just Go Ahead and Post This Robot Sarah Palin Thing…
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Arizona Jackass Threatens To Cut Off LA’s Power

Some Arizona energy commissioner is threatening to cut off electricity supplies to Los Angeles unless LA Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa renounces the city’s boycott. “I would be happy to help them to renegotiate the power agreements so they no longer receive power from Arizona,” commissioner Gary Pierce told ABC News. Arizona has a nuke plant plus some filthy coal plants, plus it takes hydropower from the Colorado River, which has been dammed and ruined for this purpose by awful people from Arizona (and the water is from the Rocky Mountains, not Arizona, which doesn’t have water), and some of this electrical power is sold to California — including about a quarter of LA’s electricity. This is what they’re going to do if you complain about them being actual Nazis. It’s going to be fun when Commander in Chief Barack Obama orders a U.S. military invasion of this rogue state, isn’t it? Better complete the danged fence on the northern and western and eastern borders, too! Read more on Arizona Jackass Threatens To Cut Off LA’s Power…