Tag: pt super bowl of retardation

Such A Vulgarian, This Teabagger

Wonkette motorist operative "Marcus" sent us this telephone picture of the rather uncouth car he was stuck behind yesterday, during the Super Bowl of Retardation. This fellow hates Obama so much that he -- and we're presuming "he," because...

Maybe Waiting In A Thousand-Person Line To Get Into A House Office Building Should Be The Time To Realize, ‘What Am I Even Doing?”

A top secret operative sends us this video of the line of folks looking to get into Longworth, which is super lengthy. Clearly the guards are ACORN thugs trying to slow down the security process, the bastards. But hey...

HILL OPERATIVES, WE NEED YOU: Much as we'd love to visit the Super Bowl of Retardation this afternoon, we are somewhat low on regular staff these days (have you noticed?) and someone must be "at the desk." Operatives, this...