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Court Rules Teachers Still Allowed to Mention Creationism Is Ridiculous

In a stunning upset victory for common sense, the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals threw out a lawsuit against a high school history teacher brought by one of his students who complained the teacher said in class that Creationism is “religious, superstitious nonsense.” In the Olden Daze this would have been the sort of moment where the student raises his hand and says, “I disagree with you, shall we discuss this?” but eh, someone’s homework assignment didn’t exactly get done last night, how about he sues for an injunction instead? No more homework from that sharia atheist teacher again, ever! Read more on Court Rules Teachers Still Allowed to Mention Creationism Is Ridiculous…
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Heroic Nevada Man Sues DMV For Palin License Plate

Sure, maybe we can’t all spend five trillion dollars on spray paint to make the family trailer look like Sarah Palin’s Magic Crazy School Bus, but shouldn’t we, as Americans, be able to make small improvements to our vehicles, to honor Sarah and her Race to Nowhere? Isn’t “Vanity Plate Freedom” part of the First Amendment or whatever? It certainly is, at least in the Constitution of one Nevada man’s heart. This man just wants his license plate to read “GOPALIN,” for some reason, but of course, the vanity plate czars wouldn’t let him, because of librul bias! Read more on Heroic Nevada Man Sues DMV For Palin License Plate…
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Jeff Greene Can’t Win a Primary But Maybe He Can Sue the Newspapers

Celebrity millionaire playboy Jeff Greene had only one goal last week, and that was to win his primary in Florida so he could be the “Democratic candidate” to run against Charlie Crist and Marco Rubio, for comedy. But he lost because the press — the evil press! — painted him as a sleazy celebrity millionaire playboy who profited off the housing collapse! And now the media will be destroyed. The New York Times reports: Read more on Jeff Greene Can’t Win a Primary But Maybe He Can Sue the Newspapers…