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SUCKERS  2:43 pm June 14, 2012

Mitt Romney’s Honking Bus Totally Sticks It To Rival High School

by Jim Newell

Well howdy doo, no one told us the first Lincoln-Douglas debate of the season was going to be today: “Republican nominee Mitt Romney’s guerrilla tactics continued Thursday, as the campaign bus circled the venue where President Barack Obama will be speaking this afternoon… the bus honked its horn dozens of times, before circling around to [...]

SUCKERS  2:29 pm January 22, 2010

‘They Started It:’ The Best Justification For Holy War In Ten Years

by Jim Newell

Yes! This should be our only offered reason for any of the nine or ten million profound foundational fuckups currently blowtorching the country into a real-life cartoon of death: “They started it!” As in, we’ll put whatever Jeebus codes we wants on our Muslin-Exterminating Freedom Guns, because “they started it,” the Holy War formerly known [...]

SUCKERS  5:20 pm January 15, 2009

Wonkette Officially Wins Best Libtard Blog!

by Jim Newell

Voting ended, reviews of CHEATING have been run, and the winners have been certified: Wonkette is your Best Libtard Netroots Blog of the century! Hooray! Thank you to all readers for your daily votes; Warring is never an easy effort and many people literally died in this latest crusade. Congratulations to our fellow members of [...]

SUCKERS  6:18 pm November 17, 2008

Christian Group Lays Off Hundreds After Spending All Money On Prop 8 Passage

by Jim Newell

Here’s a delicious chunk of schadenfreude for all of our uniformed men and women in the Gay Militia fighting the fundies out West: “[Colorado Springs-based ministry] Focus on the Family announced this afternoon that 202 jobs will be cut companywide, bringing the total number of employees to around 950. …The cutbacks come just weeks after [...]


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