• May 28, 2012

pt stop it

Oh good gravy, one of those celebrity teevee shows has an EXCLUSIVE video of somebody walking around while Bristol ‘n Tripp show off the empty foreclosed Arizona exurban cotton-field end-of-the-highway stucco box that she bought with CA$H because people have given her hundreds of thousands of dollars for managing to get pregnant as a teenager [...]

Okay, this isn’t even funny anymore. This is just tragic, plus OMFG WHAT DID HE COUGH UP, UGH? “Jes’ sum chew.” When we are President, webcams will not be so casually distributed to Real Americans. This video is Not Safe for your brain/soul. [YouTube]

Oh man, Newsweek. We were all prepared to just ignore this, to make it die, because JESUS, but the copy editors closed the deal nicely with this subhed: “Peace Partners: Bush and Obama could play good-cop, bad-cop with Israel.” OH COME ON. Fine, here’s a quick mockery of your broke magazine’s pornographic web-dung.