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STOP HITTING YOURSELF  4:10 pm April 3, 2013

Barack Obama Thinks Giving Back Part of His Salary Will Shut Up the Screeching Howler Monkeys

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

Barack Obama, the president of these here United States, has given back five percent of his salary in solidarity with the most tragic victims the world has ever known: children what didn’t get to go on their White House tours. So that’s … nice? We guess? But if anybody in the administration thinks that will [...]

STOP HITTING YOURSELF  2:50 pm December 20, 2012

PSA: Get Your Own Patriotic Protection Apparatus, Courtesy of the Asheville Tea Party

by Taylor Huffman

In the wake of the massacre of children at Sandy Hook Elementary (as well as the alarming violent trend in its aftermath), you’re probably thinking to yourself, “Hey, I really need a gun.” Or you already exercise your rights to the fullest, and you’re thinking, “Hey, I really need more guns.” Either way, you’re sick [...]

STOP HITTING YOURSELF  10:41 am December 7, 2012

Fox’s Dana Perino Knows How to Reduce Domestic Violence

by Taylor Huffman

In the wake of that football player shooting his  girlfriend and also an entire human history of widespread violence against women,Fox’s Dana Perino has an innovative solution  to end the abuse! Did you know that probably a majority of the time, women who are beaten consciously make a decision to be with the right nut [...]


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