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How does this keep accidentally happening accidentally by accident?

And Then There Was That Other Time Baby-beater Adrian Peterson Gave His Son ‘A Whopping’

For a guy who "never intended to harm his son and deeply regrets the unintentional injury," Minnesota Vikings sportsball player guy Adrian Peterson sure has some poor dumb unintentional luck. It seems beating up his various four-year-old sons and...

House GOP Makes A Whoopsie On Obamacare Because Math Is Hard

Is there anything better than watching the House GOP flail around and repeatedly smack its own face as it tries to murder Obamacare? Oh no there is not. Yesterday the House Energy and Commerce Committee met and they had...

Bristol Palin Pretty Sure Pro-Choice People Are Murdering Pro-Life People, Or Something

Do you ever feel like maybe Bristol Palin and her mom, Moose, are projecting a little bit? Here, for instance, is "Bristol's" latest bloog post, about how she enjoys the Bible and choosing life, and how pro-choice people are...

Barack Obama Thinks Giving Back Part of His Salary Will Shut Up the Screeching Howler Monkeys

Barack Obama, the president of these here United States, has given back five percent of his salary in solidarity with the most tragic victims the world has ever known: children what didn't get to go on their White House...

PSA: Get Your Own Patriotic Protection Apparatus, Courtesy of the Asheville Tea Party

In the wake of the massacre of children at Sandy Hook Elementary (as well as the alarming violent trend in its aftermath), you're probably thinking to yourself, "Hey, I really need a gun." Or you already exercise your rights...

Fox’s Dana Perino Knows How to Reduce Domestic Violence

In the wake of that football player shooting his  girlfriend and also an entire human history of widespread violence against women,Fox's Dana Perino has an innovative solution  to end the abuse! Did you know that probably a majority of...