WASHINGTON, DC, 01:02 PM, FRI MARCH 19 | Advertise on Wonkette | tips@wonkette.com | SUBMIT A TIP | RSS

Posts Tagged ‘still doesn’t compare to jim gibbons’

STILL DOESN'T COMPARE TO JIM GIBBONS

GOP Paid Son of John Ensign’s Mistress $5,400 During Era of Sexytime

Wednesday, June 17th, 2009

Why can't he do something funny like try to rape and strangle a waitress?We knew there had to be a “paying off some 19-year-old boy” aspect of this dull John Ensign story, and here it is: A Republican committee paid Nevada Senator John Ensign’s illicit girlfriend’s son $5,400 during the SAME EXACT TIME Ensign and the lady were humping. This teen-ager was given the dirty GOP money for “research policy consulting,” which is even more bogus-sounding that our business expenses. ALSO: Our friends at the Las Vegas Gleaner inform us that Ensign was putting his peen into this lady before he was legally separated from his wife. MORE »